You're getting kidnapped, by NINJASSS!!!

When you get here, I'll never let you go. So warn your friends, and your family...
...That you're going to be kidnapped by ninjas. And he's a black belt. So, I fear for your life. I'm so sorry, love. I wish I could help, for real. :D You might say it's a little soon, but it doesn't matter to me. I've got four words I want to say to you. It's a question. And then at the same time, I've also got an object to give you. But don't spaz out on me, until then. PLEASE. Cause I know how you get, when you don't know what's going on, lol. Just know it'll be good. Oh, and the object? It is so amazingly beautiful. You won't believe it. Anyways, I'm high as fuck and going on aimlessly. But anyways, I love you babydoll. I always have, and I always will. Nothing will EVER change that. I'll take my love for you to the motherfucking grave, son! Ha, all right. We're ooooout.

Just in case you forgot, or I haven't told you lately. I FUCKING LOVE YOU!


...Oh, yeah. And now I have a stalker, yo. Nosey mofos!

Yeah, this is about you.

You leave, I chase, and we're back at square one. But I'm done chasing you. If you want me, as badly as you say you do. You know where to find me. Well no, that's a lie. You don't. But I'd give you directions.